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Days of the week Laser engraved Pens, Bamboo Pen, Offensive sweary Pens Gift
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Days of the week Laser engraved Pens, Bamboo Pen, Offensive sweary Pens Gift

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Monday? More like "Mother F*cking Monday." These laser-engraved bamboo pens feature hilarious, sweary takes on each day of the week because sometimes your calendar needs an attitude adjustment. Smooth-writing black ink ballpoint pens with a natural bamboo barrel that feels great in hand. Perfect for the office cynic, the desk jockey, or anyone who appreciates a little irreverent humor with their stationery. Each pen is laser engraved and makes a memorable gift for coworkers, friends, or yourself. Get through the week with a smile (and a laugh).

These Pens are available as a set for all of the days of the week, or you can order individually.

The Laser Engraved Messages are:

  • Crap! It's Mother Fucking Monday
  • Throat Punch Tuesday
  • Wish a bitch would Wednesday
  • Tired and fucking done Thursday
  • Oh Look, It's Fuck it Friday!
  • Shit Show Saturday.
  • Shut the Fuck up Sunday

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